Tuesday, May 20, 2008

This man would hate my column.

I spotted this story on STLtoday this morning. Considering the three words I use in almost every column are "like," "actually," and "awesome," I have a feeling that even a few paragraphs of any one of the Fringe columns would send him into a murderous rage.

I could probably give up "like," and maybe even "actually," but if you take my "awesome" away from me, I'll become a shell of a man.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bob, please remember - those who don't know never realize. They simply eat away at the dawn of society. Your column? Not funny. Your blog? Funnyless. It is not for me. Or my fellows. Your idealogy? Perfect. If you know what I mean. Please.

Bob said...

Funnyless? Um, okay.

Dantaniel said...

Keep up the good work, Bob. That "anonymous" coward is a dink. Keep up the "funnyness!"

the guess who said...

"No sugar tonight in your coffee and no sugar tonight in your tea!"

-the guess who

mariachi band said...

Boooooooob!

I laugh whenever I write that to the bobs that I know cuz I mean "Baaahb", but it always looks like "Boob". Tee hee.

Pray for me, Bob. I'm painting some rooms tomorrow. :shudder:

Just thought I'd say hi. I haven't had much time to read your stuff lately, but buying your book is on my to do list. Do you have a myspace page yet?

Funbitch said...

U look like the kind of guy who would like coldplay. Am I right?

Bob said...

Nope. Can't really stand them, actually. I'm more of the Offspring type.

Beth said...

Bob, where you been??? Are you out taking dance lessons so you can compete next time you travel to Arkansas?
Whoa, just had a weird image flash in my mind: tall, white guy moving like Michael Jackson in 1986. AAAHHHHH!!